she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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