Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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