I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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