Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going