I can text with my tongue
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.