David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
and you fell through a lawn chair
We need to get me chipped asap
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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