it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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