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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I think I took your hangover as a birthday present

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..

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• (716): View more from New York

  I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED

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• (949): View more from California

  it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.

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