Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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