i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)