You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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