Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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