Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think your dad took our porno
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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