I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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