She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Where are you guys?
Drunk
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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