i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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