I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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