I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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