Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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