I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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