My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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