i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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