he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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