we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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