She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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