Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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