You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
