You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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