he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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