Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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