Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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