okay pat passed out under dana's car
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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