I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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