I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
nutella sex= disaster
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
tell me about the eggs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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