I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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