apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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