I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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