I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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