We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Blood and glitter go together right?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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