I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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