i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
That was an excessively violent trivia night
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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