So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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