I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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