Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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