In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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