I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Acid is not a monday night drug
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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