why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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