guys are not supposed to queef...right?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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