have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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