That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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