Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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