she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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