The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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