Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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