Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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