Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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